May 2013
yumiishiyama:
yumiishiyama:
yumiishiyama:
yumiishiyama:
My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE...
jessin-norway:
I was in line for a rollercoaster today and one of the guys I was with shouted to some scared 14 year old that his seatbelt was undone as a joke so the rollercoaster guy had to turn off the ride and check everyone’s belts like fifteen times and suddenly the kid’s mom turns around and says “I hope you’re happy” to all of us and it turns out one of the other kid’s belts was undone...
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
thefrankiieffect:
why-thats-absurd:
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
imjohnlocked:
doctorspockspaceman:
tardisbluebird:
I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.
lock your doors
did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
The night before sherlock is the doctor who 50th anniversary
HIDE YO KIDS AND HIDE YO TUMBLR CAUSE SHERLOCK IS COMING...
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
previously on teen mom
this week on teen mom
next week on teen mom
skittyspostlimitblog:
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
forever:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
unbadger:
>the elementary fandom after the finale
theangel-in-thebluebox:
Eurovision is just like the annual family event that you don’t really want to participate in, but you always end up going anyway. Then we watch everyone get drunk, party, act weird, argue and make fun of each other.
mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
germany
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ferelden:
i’m 100% sure romania is attempting to summon satan
ambitioncutsusdown:
thesixtysevenchevyimpala:
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
obliviousruska:
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
Happy Eurovision Song Contest, and may your...
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jeanvaljeanralphio:
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
angelwingsandplaid:
averypottermormon:
thetremblingofmyhand:
My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.
But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.
Do you see how this might be an issue?
you’re...
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump...
cherrycaked:
there’s an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where everything turns into the 60s and at first she’s like wow this is so groovy the music is awesome and everyone is into peace and love why even change back, but then she talks to a university representative but he laughs in her face and says she can’t go to his prestigious college because she’s a woman and then she realises that...
